There were three people. One's name was Trouble, one's name was Shut up and one's name was Manners. They were all playing hide and seek. Manners was hiding up a tree, Shut up was hiding in a bin and Trouble was seeking. Afat policeman came up and found shut up in the bin. "What's your name?" he asked. "Shut up," he said. "No seriously, what's your name?" "Shut up" "OK boy, where's your manners?" "Manners is hiding up a tree" " Are you looking for trouble?" " No, Trouble's looking for me"
The teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row. The teacher shouts to the sleeping student's neighbor, "Hey wake that student up!"
The neighbor yells back, "You put him to sleep, you wake him up!"
Hi Ms Farmah!It's been a looooooooooong time since I visited this blog. Tahsin told me you want to see me in my uniform, and I know why. Anyway, I'd like to talk about my days in Isaac Newton. I've actually improved my levels. I got a 5B on a literacy essay, a 5C on a maths test( bet ya didn't see that coming :D )and a 5C on a science test.
What should you do after shaking hands with a monster?
ReplyDeleteCount your fingers
Why couldn't the trolley cross the road?
ReplyDeleteBecause it had no wheels
hiiiii its amritt!!!!! omg i miss u guys :(
ReplyDeleteHi Amrit! Why have you not come back to visit me? Tell us a joke, the current year 6 aren't as funny as you guys.
DeleteI miss u miss my new school is not as fun as u
DeleteI remember the old times it was fun
DeleteQ. Why don't skeletons fight each other?
ReplyDeleteA. They don't have the guts.
what key can not open doors?
ReplyDeleteturkey
Why did the student eat his homework?
ReplyDeleteThe teacher said it was a piece of cake.
There were three people. One's name was Trouble, one's name was Shut up and one's name was Manners. They were all playing hide and seek. Manners was hiding up a tree, Shut up was hiding in a bin and Trouble was seeking. Afat policeman came up and found shut up in the bin. "What's your name?" he asked. "Shut up," he said. "No seriously, what's your name?" "Shut up" "OK boy, where's your manners?" "Manners is hiding up a tree" " Are you looking for trouble?" " No, Trouble's looking for me"
ReplyDeleteThe teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row. The teacher shouts to the sleeping student's neighbor, "Hey wake that student up!"
ReplyDeleteThe neighbor yells back, "You put him to sleep, you wake him up!"
Q:a scientist digs up two body's.How did he know it was Adam and Eve?
ReplyDeleteA:because they had no bellybuttons!
:)
What do you get if a huge, hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin?
ReplyDeleteFlatman and Ribbon
Which is richer, a cow or a bull?
ReplyDeleteA bull because the cow gives you milk for free but the bull charges.
This is actually quite funny Tahsin! Keep them coming :)
Deletenice one miss
Deletehey, I'd like to see you come up with a better one Well, actually, no one would.
DeleteHi Ms Farmah!It's been a looooooooooong time since I visited this blog. Tahsin told me you want to see me in my uniform, and I know why. Anyway, I'd like to talk about my days in Isaac Newton. I've actually improved my levels. I got a 5B on a literacy essay, a 5C on a maths test( bet ya didn't see that coming :D )and a 5C on a science test.
DeleteI forgot to write my joke!
DeleteWhy are bananas so good at doing gymnastics? Because they are great at doing the splits
Well done on your levels Imam! No need to thank me :)
DeleteWhat do you call a donkey that has 3 legs?
ReplyDeleteA wonkey!!!!!
What has 4 fingers, 1 thumb and is not alive?
ReplyDeleteA glove!!!!!!!!!!!!