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Thursday, 21 March 2013

Jolly Jokes


Jolly Jokes

These past few weeks in school have been a bit serious because of the SATs so to make it more fun could you comment and write your best jokes. Try making them as good as these.


Q: Why did the computer keep sneezing?
A: Because it had a virus.


Q: What type of music is a balloon scared of?
A: Pop music  


Q: Why is Cinderella not good at football?
A: Because she's always running away from the ball.


Q: Why was the computer cold?
A: Because it forgot to close its windows









3 comments:

  1. Q. Why did the computer squeak?
    A. Because someone stepped on its mouse.

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  2. Q. Why did the mummy have no friends?
    A. Because he was too wrapped up in himself.

    ReplyDelete
  3. Q. Why did the mummy have no friends?
    A. Because he was too wrapped up in himself

    ReplyDelete